THE COFFEE TABLE (2022)
Limited Edition Blu-ray
Label: Second Sight Films
Region Code: Region-Free
Rating: Cert. 18
Duration: 89 Minutes 48 Seconds
Audio: Spanish DTS-HD MA 5.1 Surround with Optional English Subtitles
Video: 1080p HD Widescreen (2.35:1)
Director: Caye Casas
Cast: David Pareja, Estefanía de los Santos
Spanish film The Coffee Table (2022) aka La mesita del comedor, is directed by Caye Casas (Killing God). it starts off with married couple Jesus (David Pareja,) and Maria (Estefanía de los Santo) going through a rough patch after the birth of their son, as evidenced by the opening scene here they are discussing the purchase of a particular coffee table at a furniture store. Jesus seems very much persuaded by the pitch of the salesman (Eduardo Antuña), while his wife is not. This starts a small heated discussion about how she gets to decide everything, even naming their son Cayetano, who was apparently named after Maria's fascist bullfighter grandfather. In the end Jesus ends up purchasing the peculiar piece of furniture, against his wife's wishes, to more or less assert his male masculinity in the relationship. Struggling to carry the boxed coffee table to their upper floor apartment we meet some of the couple's neighbors, including the the apartment supers 13 year-old daughter Ruth (Gala Flores) who has a seriously obsessive crush on the much older man, who seems to be willing to accuse him of being a pedophile unless he admits he loves her. This seems like something that will definitely comes back to bite him in the ass, but he evades her and closes the door finally, and then sets about assembling his newly purchased coffee table. While doing so he discovers that he is missing one of the screws to properly secure the furnishing's glass pane, and must set aside completing it until the furniture store salesman brings the missing piece. His wife reminds him that his brother Carlos (Josep Maria Riera) and his girlfriend Cristina (Claudia Riera), and that she needs to run tot he store to pick-up dinner and drinks, leaving him alone with the baby, seemingly for the first time. While he is alone caring for the infant the unthinkable happens... I won't spoil it, but it's absolutely horrific, I was gob-smacked by it, and i think it's best to go into this one completely cold.
What follows is a terrifically tense bit of filmmaking, claustrophobically shot in the small confines of the apartment, with Jesus trying to avoid discovery of what has occurred, all the while wracked by deep guilt, the mounting pressure of when, not if, what happened while he was alone with the child is revealed, to not just his wife, but his brother and his companion as well. The film is stylishly shot and exquisitely acted, imbued with a pitch black sense of humor that is only outmatched by the searing existential dread the new father is experiencing in the wake of a horrific event, doomed by the destiny triggered by his purchase of a simple, and frankly quite tacky, living room furnishing.
Just based on the title alone I had gone into this with a certain expectation, expecting something along the lines of Death Bed - The Bed That Eats, The Mangler, The Lift, or Amityville Dollhouse, some sort of cursed object, but I am peased to say this offered something quite unexpected, and very, very dark. It's actually quite a simple and direct set-up, but the sheer amount of soul-shredding melodrama and character interplay really makes for an enthralling watch, the strained relationship is key and for their part, Pareja and de los Santo nail it. As a father and someone who has had moments when my relationship was strained by a bad choice I found it super relatable, which made the dark humor that much more effective, and the soul-shredding horror of it all even more terrifying. I found this every bit as uncomfortable a watch as something like In My Skin which I also reviewed recently, but then it has this really pitch black sense of humor as well, and I think this mix might prove difficult for some viewers, particularly as a young infant is right at the heart of it all, but for me and my weird tastes, I thought this was a stunning watch that went to some seriously places that I would have never expected.
Audio/Video: The Coffee Table (2022) gets a region-free Blu-ray from Second Sight Films, presented in 1080p HD framed in 2.39:1 widescreen. The digital shot film looks terrific, sharp and detailed, colors look solid throughout, skin tones are natural, and black levels are solid. It's a well-authored disc without any compression issues ro banding, very solid. Audio comes by way of Spanish DTS-HD MA 5.1 with optional English subtitles. The Spanish dialogue is always intelligible, the score sounds great, a the sound design, including some grotesque sounds during the dinner sequences that accentuate the growing guilt of Jesus, and later anguished cries, all fare quite well in the mix.
The well-stocked release has loads of extras, starting off with an Audio Commentary by Zoë Rose Smith and Amber T. then onto a series of interviews, these include the 23-min
What Scares Us the Most: Interview with director Caye Casas; the 15-min A Sensory Journey: Interview with actor David Pareja; 12-min We Are All Nuts: Interview with actor Estefanía de los Santos; and the 11-min Natural Oppression: Interview with director of photography Alberto Morago. We also get the 20-min video essay Postpartum: Rebecca Sayce on The Coffee Table; and a pair of Caye Casas Short Films: the 16-min RIP and the 16-min Nada S.A.
The single-disc Blu-ray release arrives in an oversized charcoal grey keepcase with a single-sided sleeve of artwork by artist Luke Headland - its very minimalist but it does capture the anguish of the film quite nicely. The keepcase is housed inside a Side-Loading Rigid Slipcase with more the same artwork, plus we get a massive 120-Page Illustrated Book with new essays by Anton Bitel, Jennie Kermode, Joe Lipsett, Shelagh Rowan-Legg Josh Slater-Williams and Dolores Quintana, cast and crew information, and storyboard comparisons. This Limited Edition set also includes Six Collectors' Art Cards featuring the art of Luke Headland.
Special Features:
• NEW! Audio Commentary by Zoë Rose Smith and Amber T
• NEW! What Scares Us the Most: Interview with director Caye Casas (23:07)
• NEW! A Sensory Journey: Interview with actor David Pareja (15:21)
• NEW! We Are All Nuts: Interview with actor Estefanía de los Santos (12:33)
• NEW! Natural Oppression: Interview with director of photography Alberto Morago (11:22)
• Postpartum: Rebecca Sayce on The Coffee Table ,(19:33)
• Caye Casas Short Films: RIP (16:12) and Nada S.A (16:06)
Limited Edition Contents
• Rigid Slipcase with new artwork by Luke Headland
• 120-page book with new essays by Anton Bitel, Jennie Kermode, Joe Lipsett, Shelagh Rowan-Legg Josh Slater-Williams and Dolores Quintana plus storyboard comparisons.
• Six collectors' Art Cards